b.chang is in the house!

Warning! If rodents make you squirmy, don't look directly at the picture!





For my first ever post, I'd like to show the world this picture of a successful mouse trap. If you've all been following, you know that our apartment has had a mouse problem for quite some time now. It's because of all the construction going on on Gayley: the trees that they cut down used to be homes for these field mice, but they've been forced to scatter into the neighboring apartment buildings. Since then, mouse-sightings have been a daily occurrence.

BUT WE FINALLY CAUGHT ONE! With the help of a sticky glue trap and a piece of a Cheeto, we caught this mouse! I won't tell you what happened to it, but we were all overjoyed to have finally caught a mouse.

On a side note, Benson and Tito used to be deathly afraid of mice. But by God's perfect plan of sanctification, this mouse problem has helped them overcome their fears. They're changed men!

From your top, left bunk buddy,
b.chang

...I know Benson will be overjoyed when he sees this post. Try to contain it, B. This is your early birthday present. Don't expect anything else, haha.

finals madness

While apartment 110 is busy at work on their tasks for the ensuing week of finals, Terence "Titorious" Chen decides to whip out this quite confused jacket.

notice the row of teeth on this jacket does not stop at the collar where most jackets of this sort often do, but rather decides to zip through the hood, all the way down to the back, thus creating a jacket that can fully dismember itself and any utility it possesses

what possible reasons could there be for a jacket like this? i list a few:

-a person feels cold... only with half of their body

-a person is preparing to dress up as harvey "two face"

-a person is attempting to follow in the footsteps of Elton John or Johnny Weir

-a person hears that there is a 50% chance of precipitation

all reasons that would not justify the wearing of this jacket with the intent of using its unique attribute, but still an interesting product nonetheless.

thank you nike for this diversion from my studies. until next time.

-gene