finals madness

While apartment 110 is busy at work on their tasks for the ensuing week of finals, Terence "Titorious" Chen decides to whip out this quite confused jacket.

notice the row of teeth on this jacket does not stop at the collar where most jackets of this sort often do, but rather decides to zip through the hood, all the way down to the back, thus creating a jacket that can fully dismember itself and any utility it possesses

what possible reasons could there be for a jacket like this? i list a few:

-a person feels cold... only with half of their body

-a person is preparing to dress up as harvey "two face"

-a person is attempting to follow in the footsteps of Elton John or Johnny Weir

-a person hears that there is a 50% chance of precipitation

all reasons that would not justify the wearing of this jacket with the intent of using its unique attribute, but still an interesting product nonetheless.

thank you nike for this diversion from my studies. until next time.

-gene